10. Taylor Swift tickets for the Freedom Caucus
9. Pantsless Fridays
8. No more highfalutin silverware at conference lunches
7. Kegger!
6. Confederate statues in every office
5. Interns all report to Matt Gaetz
4. His Netflix password
3. They can bogart his bodacious blunts
2. He’ll call himself Reek
1. Two words: genital cuff