Top Ten Concessions Kevin McCarthy Made to Secure the Speaker’s Gavel

McCarthy groveled a lot and gave up a lot to get his sweaty hands on the Speaker's gavel. Jeff Timmer has the top ten.
Published:January 19, 2023
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10.     Taylor Swift tickets for the Freedom Caucus
 9.      Pantsless Fridays
 8.      No more highfalutin silverware at conference lunches
 7.      Kegger!
 6.      Confederate statues in every office
 5.      Interns all report to Matt Gaetz
 4.      His Netflix password
 3.      They can bogart his bodacious blunts
 2.      He’ll call himself Reek
 1.      Two words: genital cuff

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